Published 05/15/2012 by Sensi Boutique

Cuz you never know when a zombie apocalypse might happen 😉

Dr. Jen Gunter

You never know when the zombie apocalypse might be upon us. The CDC has excellent information on general survival skills, but they neglected to include crucial GYNO information. Sure, clean drinking water and 3 days of food is important and all, but let’s face it, you don’t want the natural disaster to spread to your reproductive tract.

With that sentiment in mind, here are some essentials that every woman should have tucked away in case the undead should rise and walk the streets:*

  • Condoms. Let’s face it, spending the day whacking zombies is a recipe for sexual tension. If Hollywood is right, during a zombie invasion, or any natural disaster for that matter, there is a lot of sex. And what if the guy swinging his bat at zombie brains right next to you looks like Ryan Reynolds, or better yet is Ryan Reynolds? (Oh my God, those abs…)…

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3 comments on “

  • This is fantastic! Thanks for sharing! lol
    what would my labia do in the case of the zombie apocalypse?
    I think she would go rogue and call herself Xena!!

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