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The Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die

Published 08/11/2012 by Sensi Boutique

The sexual bucket list…… I came across this list in my internet travels and was interested to see what other people thought of this list. I have never really thought of a sexual bucket list for my self, I never thought of sex being that planned out it should just happen naturally.

Looking thru this list there are  a few that I could easily cross out, but I want to hear from you! Whats missing from it and what should be taken off? I will say there were a few that just wont happen for me but that’s me and my comfort level whats your “no im not going to try that! ” point?

  1. Kiss a girl
  2. Have anal
  3. Have a threesome
  4. Engage in group sex
  5. Have phone sex
  6. Masturbate
  7. Use a vibrator
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else
  9. Be tied up
  10. Tie someone up
  11. Have sex in a public space
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
  13. Sex in a car
  14. Sex at a drive-in
  15.  Mile-high club
  16.  Sex with a stranger
  17. One-night stand
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
  19. Sex on a boat
  20. Sex in a body of water
  21. Light spanking
  22. Read erotica
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
  24. Sex in the shower
  25. Sex standing up against a wall
  26. Sex with no kissing
  27. Sex in the pitch black
  28. Sex in the broad daylight
  29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness
  31. Watch porn together
  32. Watch porn alone
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
  34. Sex on the beach
  35. Blindfolds
  36. Using ice sexually
  37. Sexual role play
  38. Whipped cream
  39. La Perla lingerie sex
  40. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex
  41.  Sex with someone much older
  42. Sex with someone younger (legal!)
  43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
  44. A quickie in a skirt
  45.  A longie in the rain
  46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
  47.  Feather ticklers
  48. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else
  49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
  50. Silent sex in a full house

so whats on your bucket list?

Women Who Use Birth Control Are the 99 Percent

Published 05/29/2012 by Sensi Boutique

Reality check: Nearly every American woman has used some form of contraception.

—By Dave Gilson and Maddie Oatman

| Fri Feb. 10, 2012 4:00 AM PST
Source: Guttmacher Institute (PDF)

The Body Politic

American women ages 15–44 who have had sex and used contraception, by race (2006-2008)

Centers for Disease Control and PreventionCenters for Disease Control and Prevention (PDF)

By Any Means Necessary

Contraceptive methods used by American women ages 15–44 who have had sex (2006-2008)

Centers for Disease Control and PreventionCenters for Disease Control and Prevention (PDF)

found this very interesting story and facts at:

http://www.stumbleupon.com/to/s/1c55kt

 

I fully belive that most women are smart enough to understand that it only takes one time to either get pregnant or worse get an STD. My advice has always been to be safe not sorry. Unless we get to a point in life that our smart phone app can scan someone to see if they have a disease, and put a barrier around your body that prevents unplanned babies PLEASE people use protection!!!!!!!

Everyone is doing it!

Your Cell Phone Might Soon Be Able To Detect STDs

Published 05/29/2012 by Sensi Boutique

Now if this story is actually true , which im sure it just has to be health insurances are going to be out raged. Now im sure a prego testing app is on its way right behind this jucy app.

From SMS to STD–is there anything smart phones won’t be able to do?

Doctors and researchers in the UK are working on a chip that will detect  whether or not you have a sexually transmitted disease. Much like a home  pregnancy kit, users will need to urinate on a chip which detects disease. They  then will plug it into their cell phone or computer and within a matter of  minutes be able to read if they have any STDs (as well as what kind).

(See a photographic history of the cell phone.)

The Guardian reports that the project was inspired as a way to halt  the increasing number of young people in the UK who are contracting STDs–the  most common age of those contracting STDs is between 19 and 23. And because  young often equates with tech-savvy, researchers believe that this technology  will lead to more (and earlier!) detection for people who may be too nervous to  head to the doctor.

(See other amazing health gadgets.)

So if you have a fear of the doctor (or, more likely, a fear of the doctor  giving you bad news) you might soon have a quick and private way of finding out  if you’re healthy.

Though, you might want to sanitize your phone afterwards. (via the Guardian)

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/11/10/your-cell-phone-might-soon-be-able-to-detect-stds/#ixzz1wHsDsBXh

Demi & April’s Exciting Night

Published 03/10/2012 by Sensi Boutique

Demi saw April through the haze of candlelight, biting her hand as she clutched her chopsticks with shaking fingers, and smiled.

“Does that feel good, you dirty girl?”

April nodded briskly. “Y-yes… It’s really good… but it’s going to be hard to eat anything like this…”

Demi reached into her purse, felt for the remote, and turned the vibrations up higher. “Well, you’ll just have to try harder, won’t you,” she crooned. April gasped, clutched the table edge with both hands, biting her lip. Demi turned the vibrations back down to low again. “But it’s ok… we can get cartons for the leftovers. Just enjoy the ride for now, you kinky slut.”

“Yes, baby…”

Demi turned the vibrations up a little, but not too high. At that moment, the waitress parted the cracked-open bead curtain of their booth and stuck her head inside. “Everything all right, ladies? Can I get you any refills?” Demi looked at April, saw how she was trembling, struggling to conceal her pleasure and suppress her climax, and turned up the vibrations another notch. She looked back over at the waitress, at her flowing hair, red lips, and luscious figure, and smiled wantonly.

“Everything is wonderful. The sushi is delicious, and you’re such a delightful waitress. We’re good for now, thank you.”

The waitress (Caroline, her name tag said) blushed, smiled, nodded, and stepped out. Demi wondered if her blush was from the compliment (she knew how rare and appreciated they were in the service industry) or from desire. Perhaps both? Well, a girl could dream, at least…

She heard a small gasp and looked over at April. She was coming hard on the bench, with her eyes closed and her free hand in a fist. She watched her shaking, riding out her orgasm.

April leaned back and took a few breaths, coming down. “Oh god baby… that was intense.”

Demi leaned forward on her hands. “I knew you were a naughty little slut. You liked that that hot waitress almost saw you cum, didn’t you?”

April just bit her lip and looked at her lover breathlessly, with admiration and lust in her eyes.

 

 

Later that night, after they went back to April’s apartment and they had finished putting April’s leftovers in the fridge, Demi felt April come up behind her and press her naked breasts against her back seductively, licking her neck, and pressing her gently into the fridge.

April cupped Demi’s breasts, kneading them gently and then pinching her nipples. “All that excitement and I still want more of you… I guess I must be insatiable.”

The feel of April’s body and breath on her neck made Demi’s panties flood with moisture. “You bad girl… I’ll just have to fuck you till you beg for mercy then, won’t I?” She whirled around suddenly, grabbing April by the wrists and pinning her against the fridge. She kissed her quickly but passionately, then spun her around and collected her wrists in one hand. With the other she spanked her pert ass, delighting in the gasps that came out of her when her palm connected with the white flesh of her behind. After half a dozen slaps, she stopped, and April wriggled her butt wantonly, hoping for more.

Demi pressed her mouth to her ear. “Off to the bedroom with you, you little slut. You’ll be getting more of that. I’m going to show you what happens to bad girls.”

April sighed with lust, and once Demi released her wrists she obediently headed over to the bedroom. Demi followed close behind, admiring the view of her ass along the way.

 

 

Demi stood over the bed, wearing only her favorite strap-on dildo. April was on all fours on the bed,

clutching the bars of the headboard, waiting. Demi strode over closer to April’s head. “Little slut. Now lick my pussy, baby. You know you want to.” April buried her face in Demi’s pussy, licking with wild abandon. She ate her eagerly, vigorously, and within only a few minutes Demi was coming hard, clutching her head to her, closing her eyes and arching her back. Her juices flooded April’s mouth, and

she reached for the headboard and rested as April licked her lips and smiled with satisfaction. Demi grabbed her by the hair and gave her a few wet kisses. “You naughty girl. You’re really going to get it now.” She pulled her hair a little harder and licked her way down her neck, then sat her up and sucked each of her nipples in turn with she massaged her breasts. She kissed her again, more forcefully, and slipped her hand down to her smooth pussy without breaking the kiss. She dipped her finger into her wetness and then rubbed her juices over and around her clit. April gasped and moaned into her mouth, writhing with delight.

Without warning, Demi pushed her down on all fours and climbed onto the bed behind her. She pulled a pair of silk rope cuffs out of their bedside toy box and draped them over April’s back softly. “Feel that, baby? You know what I’m gonna do with you, don’t you?”

April moaned and nodded her head eagerly, biting into her lip.

“That’s right, slut. Now hold out your wrists. Good girl.” Demi bound April’s wrists behind her back and grabbed the center of the cuffs with one hand, pushing her down a little at the same time. With the other she picked up a bottle of lube and poured a small amount on the dildo. With how wet April was already, she didn’t need much. Once she set the lube back down, she grabbed onto April’s hip and thrust into her hard.

She fucked her vigorously, relentlessly, reveling in every moan of pleasure, every burst of wetness on her thighs. She knew how much April loved to be fucked like this, and that made her want to fuck her all the harder. She thrusted into her, over and over, telling her she was a bad girl, telling her how she was going to fuck her till she was raw, telling her to take it. She made her cum one, two, three times, and then she pulled back on her hair with one hand and rubbed her sensitized clit with the other while she whispered in her ear. “You wanted to cum in front of that waitress, didn’t you? Bet you would have liked her to see you naked and writhing, with your juices gushing out of your little cunt spraying onto her. If only we could have brought her back here… I’d be pushing your face into her sweet little pussy while I fucked you rotten.” April screamed then, throwing her head back and spraying her ejaculate everywhere. Demi pushed the strap-on all the way up her cunt, and left it there as April rode out her orgasm. The bed was drenched. Their bodies were dripping. April collapsed back onto the bed. They shared a sweet, passionate kiss. April smiled and giggled happily. “I think now would be a good time for a shower…”

Demi couldn’t have agreed more.

 

written by

AngelicDarkness

at

http://www.lustylibrary.com/Stories/Lesbian/BDSM/Demi-&-Aprils-Exciting-Night_13024_ViewAll

 

10 surprising sex statistics

Published 03/01/2012 by Sensi Boutique

Remember those pamphlets you got during awkward Sex Ed classes back in junior high that said, “Am I Normal?” and featured a frizzy-haired 13-year-old girl wearing a worried look? Inside the pamphlet were various facts and statistics about puberty and sex that did as much to ease your nerves as a trip to the mall with mom to shop for a new bra. Well, you may be older and wiser now and more comfortable in your skin, but if you’re like me, you’re still a little bit curious what constitutes “normal” between the sheets and under one’s clothes. After the jump, a list from LifeScience.com of ten surprising — and, not so surprising — sex statistics.

10. “An 18th-century Russian woman holds the world record for having birthed the most children: 69, which she had over the course of 27 pregnancies that included sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets. But she’s outdone by the male record-holder for most kids, a Moroccan emperor who, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, sired ‘at least 342 daughters and 525 sons, and by 1721, he was reputed to have 700 male descendants.’”

9. “The average erect penis is five to seven inches long, and four to six inches in circumference.”

8. “Approximately 5 percent of 40-year-old men and between 15 to 25 percent of 65-year-old men experience erectile dysfunction.” Hmm, I guess we’re sort of lying when we tell guys, “It happens to everyone!”

7. “The average male loses his virginity at age 16.9; females average slightly older, at 17.4. And a new study shows that genetics may be a factor: inherited traits, such as impulsivity, can make a person more or less willing to have sex at an earlier age.”

6. “About one out of 10 married adults say that they typically sleep alone.” No word on where do their spouses sleep…

5. “While 75 percent of men always reach orgasm during sex, only 29 percent of women report the same. In addition, most women are unable to climax through vaginal intercourse, instead needing clitoral stimulation.”

4. “Two-thirds of college students have been in a ‘friends with benefits’ relationship, citing the lack of commitment required as the main advantage to such an arrangement. More than half of those who had sex with a friend said they had engaged in all forms of sex; 22.7 percent said they had intercourse only, while 8 percent said they did everything but have intercourse.”

3. “According to a survey of adults aged 20 to 59, women have an average of four sex partners during their lifetime; men have an average of seven.” Well, we already knew that, didn’t we?

2. “Two-thirds of women who had their first baby between 2001 and 2003 worked during their pregnancy, and 80 percent of those women worked within one month or less of giving birth. Compare this to the period between 1961 and 1965, when 44 percent of women worked during their pregnancy (35 percent worked one month or less before delivering).”

1. “At least 50 percent of sexually active men and women will have a genital HPV infection at some point in their lives. HPV, or human papillomavirus, comes in both low- and high-risk forms; low-risk HPV can cause genital warts, and high-risk can cause cervical and other cancers. In 90 percent of cases, the body’s immune system will fight off the disease within two years.”

found this little list at

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1UQpAY/www.thefrisky.com/post/246-10-surprising-sex-statistics/

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